I haven’t read a good book all the way through since… (I’m looking it up on Goodreads) May.

I don’t even feel bad! The swirling tornado of the Wakefield Twins, the Dollangangers, and all things Tori Spelling have gotten me through starting a job, sweltering heat, Maker Faire, AND Renegade SF. Not too shabby.

My only lament is that there aren’t many teen-trash inspired crafts. Unless you count Twilight, which I also read this year, but I just can’t get worked up about that series. Sorry, everybody.

All an etsy search yielded was this magnificent accessory, which is a pretty good way of paying homage to Jessica and Elizabeth’s improbable adventures in… was it Kansas?

Buy it here.

And, of course, there’s the much lauded SVH Bathroom Art.

Still, I think we can do better. Babysitters’ Club embroidery, anyone?